Toy Box
Work hard. Play harder. Type furiously when the boss comes down the hall.
Poke around in here a bit when the boss isn't looking. You might even learn something.
Top Ten Things We'd Rather Be Doing Right Now
10. Force our way into boarded up Krispy Kreme and start churning out deep-fried
nuggets of goodness.
9. Trick Courtney into the aviary at Phoenix Zoo, leave her.
8. Form human chain to try to get that Hands Across America thing going again.
7. Watch that crazy Batman video for hours.
6. Tubs of popcorn, boxes of Raisinets, and Jackass
Number 2.
5. Filibuster Senate to add rider allowing torture of enemy combatants Karl
Rove and Dick Cheney.
4. Drive around in a van and solve mysteries.
3. Clean Stan's pool to eliminate last possible excuse for annual pool party
hiatus.
2. Move everybody into mountain yurts: "Survivor - Park&Co"
1. Flönkerton!